you know you’ve screwed up when Canadians call you a dildo
Remember, kids, littering makes you a pile of shit.
I remember years and years ago, I saw this guy who was done with his free newspaper… so instead of throwing it away, he started ripping pages out of it and throwing the pages along as he walked, so he could make an even bigger mess. So he ended up covering tons of pavement with his frigging newspaper
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
Tbh I wouldn’t fuck someone that required me to shave before they could fuck me. Touching me is a privilege hairy or not so they better realize that.
Literally no one said anything about requiring anyone to shave get off your high horse not everything is a social justice issue
It was implied and you know it.
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile